Family Time Appreciator Pillows

'Fish or chicken?' - Pilot has the choice of 2 types of airline food at home.

'You march up those stairs and head straight to your room!'

"I'm thankful I get a 4 day school holiday for Thanksgiving."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

I like the Jets...I guess

"They grow up so fast."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"She's been so creative lately."

Haircuts

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

'She's just great with the children.'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Swinging

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Home Sweet Home

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Office pics on dinner table.

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'