Family Time Enjoyer Pillows

"I'm not taking you fishing any more, dad."

Quiet Night

"When I was young, all we needed was a water hose to have fun."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

Haircuts

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

Balloon Kids

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Office pics on dinner table.

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Swinging

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

I love my family!

Family members!

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

It's a Boy

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

"I'm so good at this!"

Mother's Love

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."