Family Time Enjoyer Pillows

"I'm not taking you fishing any more, dad."

Quiet Night

"When I was young, all we needed was a water hose to have fun."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Haircuts

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Office pics on dinner table.

Balloon Kids

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Swinging

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

I love my family!

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

Family members!

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

It's a Boy

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"I'm so good at this!"

Mother's Love

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

'They're a very successful family.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'