Musical Star Gifts

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Grade 2 Cellist

Robert Fripp

ZZZZZZZ Top

Taking a peek at the audience

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Jack Gleeson

Freddie Mercury

Eric Clapton.

Ladies

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

Jimi Hendrix.

Doctor Bartolo

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Ringo Starr

Ray Davies

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics! (Published originally on February 9, 2013).

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Von Trapp family masks

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

Edward Elgar.

Elton John