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'...and let's get one thing straight. This ain't no yoga class for wimps.'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"

Quilt fanatic

Staycation Photos

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Office Safety.

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'See that? A pile of twigs! That's how you end up if you don't stretch properly before the game.'

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

Sports Agency. In my work as a sports agent, I told this athlete she needs to improve if she wants to be well-known. Ironically, in diving you become famous by not making a splash! I got this marathon competitor a sponsorship so he can focus on training. He's going to take the money and run! This sprinter will earn a bonus if he sets a record. Oh, going after some fast money! And I made this guy agree to give me an extra slice of his pay if I negotiated a great contract for him which I di

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

Yoga

Need money for lessons

'How's your pilates class doing?'

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

The Arc of History tries bending toward justice after skipping yoga class for a few years.

Easter egg yoga

'The new physio's red hot on pre-match stretching.'

You're never too old for pilates!

'Of course it's competitive. I'm competing with myself.'

Despite the fame and fortune, Shania never forgot her roots.