Stretch Squad T-Shirts

'You wouldn't be very good at petting Dachshunds.'

"Try thinking about something else."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

Office Safety.

'Another day another dollar Maurice, but boy do I hate kids!'

Gymnast tangled up.

'See that? A pile of twigs! That's how you end up if you don't stretch properly before the game.'

Yoga

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

'How's your pilates class doing?'

Easter egg yoga

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

The Arc of History tries bending toward justice after skipping yoga class for a few years.

"Ugh. My hip hurts, my lower back aches, and my wrist is killing me. Stupid yoga!"

'The new physio's red hot on pre-match stretching.'

You're never too old for pilates!

'Of course it's competitive. I'm competing with myself.'

Santa Yoga

Dancing with death.

Yoga. The best part about being a yoga instructor? The flexible hours!

When your trainer said stretching is a key component of your new fitness program, she wasn't talking about your stomach!

Warming up

'...and let's get one thing straight. This ain't no yoga class for wimps.'

"I know this sucks, but just think of how awful we'll feel tomorrow."

Take it easy on the stretching exercises!

Yeah, well, you're going to be really sore tomorrow if you don't stretch first.

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