Stretch Squad Pillows

'You wouldn't be very good at petting Dachshunds.'

"Try thinking about something else."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

Office Safety.

Gymnast tangled up.

'Another day another dollar Maurice, but boy do I hate kids!'

'See that? A pile of twigs! That's how you end up if you don't stretch properly before the game.'

Yoga

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

'How's your pilates class doing?'

The Arc of History tries bending toward justice after skipping yoga class for a few years.

Easter egg yoga

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

"Ugh. My hip hurts, my lower back aches, and my wrist is killing me. Stupid yoga!"

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

'The new physio's red hot on pre-match stretching.'

You're never too old for pilates!

'Of course it's competitive. I'm competing with myself.'

Santa Yoga

Dancing with death.

Warming up

'...and let's get one thing straight. This ain't no yoga class for wimps.'

"I know this sucks, but just think of how awful we'll feel tomorrow."

Take it easy on the stretching exercises!

Dieting Options: Non-fat, low-fat, stretch pants.

Cats invented yoga