Stretch Superstar Pillows

'...and let's get one thing straight. This ain't no yoga class for wimps.'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"

Staycation Photos

Quilt fanatic

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

Office Safety.

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'See that? A pile of twigs! That's how you end up if you don't stretch properly before the game.'

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

Yoga

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

Need money for lessons

'How's your pilates class doing?'

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

Easter egg yoga

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

The Arc of History tries bending toward justice after skipping yoga class for a few years.

'The new physio's red hot on pre-match stretching.'

You're never too old for pilates!

'Of course it's competitive. I'm competing with myself.'

Despite the fame and fortune, Shania never forgot her roots.