Stretch Specialist Pillows

Yoga

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

'Keep fit.'

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

Office Safety.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Gymnast tangled up.

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'See that? A pile of twigs! That's how you end up if you don't stretch properly before the game.'

Yoga

"Aw yeah, twist on the exhale! Twist on the exhale! Yeah yeah!!"

Yoga in Heaven

"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."

Hazard of texting