Stretch Break Lover Pillows

Office Safety.

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Back in 5 minutes!

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'I wish I were as popular as the coffee machine.'

Freestyling.

Out for lunch... GOD

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

'-Must remember to empty that...'

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

'I need a Vacation.'

One Hour Sandwich shop

"It's his creative time."

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

'I haven't gone to lunch in eight years, so they're letting me retire one week early.'

'How's your pilates class doing?'

'Some of us in the office feel you might be abusing the break room.'

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

The Arc of History tries bending toward justice after skipping yoga class for a few years.

'Oh... you got the alphabet subliminal soup!'

'The new physio's red hot on pre-match stretching.'

'Let's break for lunch. I'll order pizza.'

'You're right, there is no 'i' in team. But there is 'tea', so I'm nipping off for a break right now ...'

'Of course it's competitive. I'm competing with myself.'

Harried worker to colleague: 'It's all about vacation, vacation, vacation!'

Santa Yoga

"I don't know, between days off and off-days, I never seem to get anything done."