Stretch Break Lover Gifts

Office Safety.

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

Back in 5 minutes!

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Freestyling.

'I wish I were as popular as the coffee machine.'

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

'-Must remember to empty that...'

Out for lunch... GOD

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

'I need a Vacation.'

One Hour Sandwich shop

"It's his creative time."

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

'I haven't gone to lunch in eight years, so they're letting me retire one week early.'

'How's your pilates class doing?'

'Some of us in the office feel you might be abusing the break room.'

'Oh... you got the alphabet subliminal soup!'

The Arc of History tries bending toward justice after skipping yoga class for a few years.

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

'The new physio's red hot on pre-match stretching.'

'Let's break for lunch. I'll order pizza.'

'You're right, there is no 'i' in team. But there is 'tea', so I'm nipping off for a break right now ...'

'Of course it's competitive. I'm competing with myself.'

Santa Yoga

"I don't know, between days off and off-days, I never seem to get anything done."