Office Break Lover Gifts

"How long did they say this meeting would take?"

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Back in 5 minutes!

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'Your advert didn't say anything about intelligence... it said you wanted a manager!'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

The Workaholics Building

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

'I wish I were as popular as the coffee machine.'

Men. Women. Party Poopers.

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

I'd rather be at the office.

Food van driving through an office.

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

'Nice try, but I'm still not feeling any chemistry between us.'

"It's the terrifying story of a publisher brutally murdered by an author who had his book rejected."

'I want you guys to be aware that a dog-eat-dog environment works for me.'

Safety meeting.

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

One Hour Sandwich shop

' And just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'