Gym Break Enthusiast Pillows

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Powerful Love.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"We're exclusively delts."

"It's true: no more burpees."

Exercise now!

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Exercising

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Exercise Bars

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'