Stretch Supremo T-Shirts

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

'Now this is my kind of green!'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

DIY.

'Keep fit.'

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

Office Safety.

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

Gymnast tangled up.

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'See that? A pile of twigs! That's how you end up if you don't stretch properly before the game.'

Yoga

"Aw yeah, twist on the exhale! Twist on the exhale! Yeah yeah!!"

Yoga in Heaven

"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."

'How's your pilates class doing?'

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

Easter egg yoga

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

'At least I get my stretching exercises done when I use the restroom here.'

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."