Stretch Supremo Mugs

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

'Now this is my kind of green!'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

DIY.

'Keep fit.'

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.

Office Safety.

Gymnast tangled up.

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

Ah, geez, there goes my groin muscle again.

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'See that? A pile of twigs! That's how you end up if you don't stretch properly before the game.'

Downward-facing dog vs upward-looking cat.

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

Yoga in Heaven

"Aw yeah, twist on the exhale! Twist on the exhale! Yeah yeah!!"

Yoga

"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."

'How's your pilates class doing?'

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

Easter egg yoga

'If I can touch my toes I can touch dessert.'