Stretch Sleuth Mugs

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

$1: Family Secrets

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

'Today, the market did the 'Ol' Dipsy, but recovered in the 'Doodle'.'

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

'Oh my God! You look like you've see the FTSE.'

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

'This morning a rumor that we would buy the Arpex Corp drove our stock up $3. Around noon a rumor that Arpex would buy us drove it up another $3. And in the afternoon a rumor that wo have nothing to do with Arpex drove it up $3 more.'

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

'Dog got your clog?'

'Always bought low.'

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'You must have something in my size?'

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

'We never act on market rumors until they pass the 'squelch' test.'

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

'He followed me home, Dad. Can I keep him?'

Yoga

'I don't get it...Our business model was exactly the same.'

"We haven't been able to pick up his trail. We think he's using invisible ink."

Easter egg yoga

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

The Arc of History tries bending toward justice after skipping yoga class for a few years.

"Ugh. My hip hurts, my lower back aches, and my wrist is killing me. Stupid yoga!"

"You may not like what I've dug out, but you did ask me to snoop into your husband!"

"I bought it online...I guess size 2 is different in Europe."

'Shred any negative documentation I made on our new sales strategy.'

Julian Assange

'I am the 'fly on the wall' you speak of. What would you like to know?'

'Our recommended stocks cost less than others selling for twice as much'