Stretch Sleuth Gifts

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

$1: Family Secrets

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

'Today, the market did the 'Ol' Dipsy, but recovered in the 'Doodle'.'

'Oh my God! You look like you've see the FTSE.'

'Dog got your clog?'

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

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'This morning a rumor that we would buy the Arpex Corp drove our stock up $3. Around noon a rumor that Arpex would buy us drove it up another $3. And in the afternoon a rumor that wo have nothing to do with Arpex drove it up $3 more.'

'Always bought low.'

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'You must have something in my size?'

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

'We never act on market rumors until they pass the 'squelch' test.'

Yoga

'He followed me home, Dad. Can I keep him?'

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

'I don't get it...Our business model was exactly the same.'

"We haven't been able to pick up his trail. We think he's using invisible ink."

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

The Arc of History tries bending toward justice after skipping yoga class for a few years.

Easter egg yoga

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

"Ugh. My hip hurts, my lower back aches, and my wrist is killing me. Stupid yoga!"

"You may not like what I've dug out, but you did ask me to snoop into your husband!"

"Just how many shares of this stock did you buy?"

'The killer should not be hard to find - he has left a trail of inserts.'

'I am the 'fly on the wall' you speak of. What would you like to know?'

'Which stocks should I invest in to profit from this 'Armageddon' you keep talking about?'

"I bought it online...I guess size 2 is different in Europe."