Size Sleuth Gifts

"...between a medium and a large - I like to call it 'Marge'."

'You must have something in my size?'

"Do you have this blouse in XXXXXXXXXL?"

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

"I bought it online...I guess size 2 is different in Europe."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Orderly Conduct of Sales

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

Retail Worker's Thanksgiving

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

'Dog got your clog?'

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

'The price or the biscuits?'

"I write these in my manager's handwriting, so no one will hate me."

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

"...so if my maths serves me right, if I buy four of these it won't cost you anything"

The Forensic Paleontologist

'He followed me home, Dad. Can I keep him?'

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."

"I don't need one, Gracie. My shopping list is very simple! Things I have a coupon for and things that are on sale!"

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

'I don't get it...Our business model was exactly the same.'

Psychology in Action - on sale at $10.95.

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

"I'm a bargain hunter."