Mini Sleuth Gifts

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

Paranormal A-Z...

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

$1: Family Secrets

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

He looks so natural lying there...

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

A young positivist.

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

Lost Property - Missing Head

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

Scarecrow.

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

"I love people-watching."

'He's not having an affair Ma'am: He goes out at night mainly to chase cars and eat from garbage bins...'

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

"I write these in my manager's handwriting, so no one will hate me."

Two men converse secretively

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

'You must have something in my size?'