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Taxidermy.

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Balancing work and family

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"I had to skip my workout."

"First break since 2008."

'Now this is my kind of green!'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

'Don't look at me!'

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Luggage Mom

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

"You're fatigued, run down, anxious, with high blood pressure, back ache, and a general malaise. You've got kids."

"And THAT was just the weekend!"

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

DIY.

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

"The Momfia"

Working mother

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

Parenting is... watching them sleep.