Stuffing Supremo Gifts

Taxidermy.

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Balancing work and family

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"I had to skip my workout."

"First break since 2008."

'Now this is my kind of green!'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

Luggage Mom

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"And THAT was just the weekend!"

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

"You're fatigued, run down, anxious, with high blood pressure, back ache, and a general malaise. You've got kids."

DIY.

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

Working mother

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

"The Momfia"

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

Parenting is... watching them sleep.