Stuffing Enthusiast Gifts

"Before I serve seconds I'd like everyone to take out their phones and complete a short survey rating Barbara's fig-nut stuffing."

'What do you mean, stuff the chicken? It wasn't empty.'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Baby Bear.

False food.

Help me!

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."

'It must be the plague!'

Christmas Cow.

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'

'So really...Why do you need so many stuffed animals.'

"The courts ruled that we had to open it up to all stuffed animals."

"But this way I know where everything is."

'Just what I didn't want... chocolate euros!'

"Well, of course you have a heart."

"I understand you see yourself in legal, but we see you as a large cuddly stuffed toy."

'I think we should thin the herd.'

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

'I like him. He's a good listener.'

"He married her for her stuff."

'It's perfect!'

Man hangs Christmas stocking on tree.

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.