Stuff Enthusiast Gifts

"He married her for her stuff."

"Young Frankenstein"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Self help acupuncture

Reach for the Star.

Painting by the numbers for adults

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Painting the Ceiling

Tool Box

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"Werewolves of London..."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Do it yourself books.

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'