Material Enthusiast Gifts

'You had me at affluent.'

"Minimalism is boring. I want stuff."

"Young Frankenstein"

'C'mon get it straight.'

Self help acupuncture

Painting by the numbers for adults

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Tool Box

Painting the Ceiling

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Do it yourself books.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."