Materialistic Enthusiast Gifts

U-can take it with you funerals.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Nihilistic customer service"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

Business Sisyphus

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Less is more.

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

Man falls off perch

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"But if I say I'm in denial then, by definition, I'm not in denial."

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

It's nice, but we were hoping for something unfurnished.

'We have a lot in common. We're both insanely greedy!'

"Jim is a good old-fashioned modernist."

Too much packaging

'You can see the artist has tried to capture man's aspirations, using a minimalist language.'

Barnett Newman

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'

Philosophie.fr Bulletin Board - 1936

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

"I think she likes me - she says I'm beyond being and nothingness!"

Fred raises the "Late Bloomer" bar to a new level.

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

'I don't know why I'm here... nothing was ever my fault.'

"I suggest we ignore him - he's just another identity workshop victim."