Materialistic Enthusiast Gifts

U-can take it with you funerals.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Nihilistic customer service"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

Business Sisyphus

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Less is more.

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Man falls off perch

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"But if I say I'm in denial then, by definition, I'm not in denial."

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

'We have a lot in common. We're both insanely greedy!'

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

"Jim is a good old-fashioned modernist."

'You can see the artist has tried to capture man's aspirations, using a minimalist language.'

"I think she likes me - she says I'm beyond being and nothingness!"

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'

Too much packaging

Fred raises the "Late Bloomer" bar to a new level.

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

'I don't know why I'm here... nothing was ever my fault.'

"This book is the future of literature. It is paper-free to help save the planet and completely free of words and images so no one is offended."

"Minimalist furniture designers. Continually striving for less."