Stuffing Enthusiast Pillows

"Before I serve seconds I'd like everyone to take out their phones and complete a short survey rating Barbara's fig-nut stuffing."

'What do you mean, stuff the chicken? It wasn't empty.'

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'Don't look at me!'

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

False food.

Help me!

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Baby Bear.

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

Christmas Cow.

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

'It must be the plague!'

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'

"But this way I know where everything is."

'So really...Why do you need so many stuffed animals.'

"The courts ruled that we had to open it up to all stuffed animals."

'Just what I didn't want... chocolate euros!'

"Well, of course you have a heart."

DadMomSisBrother Stockings. Brother's has a hole in the toe.

"I understand you see yourself in legal, but we see you as a large cuddly stuffed toy."

'I like him. He's a good listener.'

'I think we should thin the herd.'

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

"He married her for her stuff."

'I'm giving mostly gift certificates this year, so I wrap them with junk from the garage to throw people off track.'