Stocking Stuffer Enthusiast Pillows

Christmas Cow.

Bug hanging up stockings

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

French suppers.

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

"There's probably room for one more."

'Excuse me. Could you point me towards the books that would look impressive on my bookshelf?'

"Curling up with a good book is one thing, but now you're taking a shelfie?"

'Call that a menu?' 'One word, stew.'

'Just what I didn't want... chocolate euros!'

'Oh, Boy! Swine flu vaccine!'

"Holy cow! What kind of crazy people used to live here anyway?"

"He married her for her stuff."

With a round little belly like a bowl of jalea, he struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea.

"Before I serve seconds I'd like everyone to take out their phones and complete a short survey rating Barbara's fig-nut stuffing."

Man hangs Christmas stocking on tree.

Santa Claus

Andy is visited by the Ghost of Thanksgiving Future.

Self-Storage

"When it comes to turkeys, Grandma, you sure know your stuffing."

Santa Claus Hanging in Stocking

'How come you always get more in your Christmas stocking than I do?'

'I'm sorry dear. It must have shrunk in the wash.'

"We're drawing down our inventory since it can't seem to tear itself away."

'What do you mean, stuff the chicken? It wasn't empty.'

A Dog's Xmas

'How come you always get more in your Christmas stocking than I do?'

"On the other hand it does have plenty of cupboard space."

"We're out of peppers, so I threw in a scorpion to spice up our stew."

Have you hung up your stocking?