Stocking Stuffer Enthusiast Pillows

A centipede's Christmas stockings

Christmas Cow.

Bug hanging up stockings

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

French suppers.

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

"There's probably room for one more."

'Excuse me. Could you point me towards the books that would look impressive on my bookshelf?'

"Curling up with a good book is one thing, but now you're taking a shelfie?"

'Call that a menu?' 'One word, stew.'

'Just what I didn't want... chocolate euros!'

'Oh, Boy! Swine flu vaccine!'

DadMomSisBrother Stockings. Brother's has a hole in the toe.

"Holy cow! What kind of crazy people used to live here anyway?"

"He married her for her stuff."

"Before I serve seconds I'd like everyone to take out their phones and complete a short survey rating Barbara's fig-nut stuffing."

Man hangs Christmas stocking on tree.

With a round little belly like a bowl of jalea, he struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea.

Andy is visited by the Ghost of Thanksgiving Future.

Santa Claus

Self-Storage

'How come you always get more in your Christmas stocking than I do?'

Santa Claus Hanging in Stocking

"When it comes to turkeys, Grandma, you sure know your stuffing."

'I'm sorry dear. It must have shrunk in the wash.'

'How come you always get more in your Christmas stocking than I do?'

A Dog's Xmas

"We're drawing down our inventory since it can't seem to tear itself away."

"On the other hand it does have plenty of cupboard space."

'What do you mean, stuff the chicken? It wasn't empty.'