Stocking Stuffer Extraordinaire Pillows

'How come you always get more in your Christmas stocking than I do?'

A Dog's Xmas

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Bug hanging up stockings

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

Christmas Cow.

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

"There's probably room for one more."

"Just picking up some Super Bowl provisions."

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

'Just what I didn't want... chocolate euros!'

Kangaroo Pocket

DadMomSisBrother Stockings. Brother's has a hole in the toe.

Of course it's filled with my old skins, it's my shed.

"Before I serve seconds I'd like everyone to take out their phones and complete a short survey rating Barbara's fig-nut stuffing."

Man hangs Christmas stocking on tree.

With a round little belly like a bowl of jalea, he struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea.

Santa Claus

Santa Claus Hanging in Stocking

"When it comes to turkeys, Grandma, you sure know your stuffing."

'I'm sorry dear. It must have shrunk in the wash.'

'What do you mean, stuff the chicken? It wasn't empty.'

"This is the worst job in the whole, entire world! You know, I can't see how anybody would ever want this job."

'How come you always get more in your Christmas stocking than I do?'

"I like it when Mr. Rod speaks in Spanish...it usually means he's just done all our work for us."

"Let's make your list for Santa! You'll be wanting a satsuma in your stocking for starters..."

Have you hung up your stocking?

Taxidermy.

The Petrified Florist.