Stocking Stuffer Extraordinaire Pillows

'How come you always get more in your Christmas stocking than I do?'

A Dog's Xmas

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Bug hanging up stockings

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

Christmas Cow.

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

"There's probably room for one more."

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

'Just what I didn't want... chocolate euros!'

Kangaroo Pocket

Of course it's filled with my old skins, it's my shed.

With a round little belly like a bowl of jalea, he struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea.

Man hangs Christmas stocking on tree.

"Before I serve seconds I'd like everyone to take out their phones and complete a short survey rating Barbara's fig-nut stuffing."

Santa Claus

Santa Claus Hanging in Stocking

"When it comes to turkeys, Grandma, you sure know your stuffing."

'I'm sorry dear. It must have shrunk in the wash.'

'What do you mean, stuff the chicken? It wasn't empty.'

"I like it when Mr. Rod speaks in Spanish...it usually means he's just done all our work for us."

"This is the worst job in the whole, entire world! You know, I can't see how anybody would ever want this job."

'How come you always get more in your Christmas stocking than I do?'

Taxidermy.

"Let's make your list for Santa! You'll be wanting a satsuma in your stocking for starters..."

Have you hung up your stocking?

"Too bad we only have stuffing once a year."

'We may run out of toys. Will you accept stocks and bonds.'