Shelf-stuffer Pillows

"There's probably room for one more."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Interior design trends for parents....

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

Jobs for graduates

"Would you really want to read a book by a comedian that didn't have wide margins?"

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

Christmas Cow.

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

Library Waiting to Happen

'Sorry boss, I've decided to live dangerously and become a shelf filler.'

'Just what I didn't want... chocolate euros!'

"I'm still looking, sir."

Library DIY Section

'Please keep back, everyone! Let's give him the space he needs to work this out on his own!'

"Perhaps someone who lived life a bit less fully."

Dogs as bookends.

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

I did it my way.

"Read? I don't read. I just collect."

Man hangs Christmas stocking on tree.

With a round little belly like a bowl of jalea, he struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea.

Santa Claus