Shelf Filler Pillows

'Sorry boss, I've decided to live dangerously and become a shelf filler.'

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Interior design trends for parents....

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Mysteries.

Jobs for graduates

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Other Fiction

"Would you really want to read a book by a comedian that didn't have wide margins?"

"Hmmm?!"

"There's probably room for one more."

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

Library Waiting to Happen

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

Bookshop Adventure

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

Library DIY Section

'Please keep back, everyone! Let's give him the space he needs to work this out on his own!'

Murder mystery bookshelf falls on passerby.

"Perhaps someone who lived life a bit less fully."

Nonviolent Clue.

"I'm still looking, sir."

Dogs as bookends.