Shelf Filler T-Shirts

'Sorry boss, I've decided to live dangerously and become a shelf filler.'

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Interior design trends for parents....

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Mysteries.

Mrs. H.G.Wells.

Jobs for graduates

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

"There's probably room for one more."

Other Fiction

"Hmmm?!"

"Would you really want to read a book by a comedian that didn't have wide margins?"

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

Library Waiting to Happen

Bookshop Adventure

Book Store. I'm looking for a book on remodeling kitchen cabinets. Ah --- A "shelf-improvement" book!

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

"Perhaps someone who lived life a bit less fully."

"I'm still looking, sir."

'Please keep back, everyone! Let's give him the space he needs to work this out on his own!'

"Poor chap has just discovered his daughter has got in to medical school!"

Library DIY Section

Murder mystery bookshelf falls on passerby.

Nonviolent Clue.