Shelf Stacker T-Shirts

Jobs for graduates

Jobs-a-plenty (grocery store sacker/shelf stacker).

Inattention while stacking cans.

'Frankly I'm disappointed in your commitment to late night shelf stacking.'

"Your job is to refill the shelves, update the price labels and to generally get in the way of the customers."

"Poor chap has just discovered his daughter has got in to medical school!"

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Interior design trends for parents....

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

Mrs. H.G.Wells.

Top - Perhaps

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

"Would you really want to read a book by a comedian that didn't have wide margins?"

"There's probably room for one more."

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

"Everything bagel?"

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

Colin believed in being ready for any sporting occasion

Library DIY Section

'Please keep back, everyone! Let's give him the space he needs to work this out on his own!'

"I'm still looking, sir."

Full'pending' tray at Apathy Institute

Handyman books.

Doll. Stack one more and we'll set a new record! What are they doing? Putting another shrimp on the Barbie!

Hard to reach books.

High-jump book is on top shelf in library.

"What's your problem?"