Suitcase Stacker T-Shirts

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

The fate of the emigrant

Carefree luggage.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

'Business or pleasure?'

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"How's my tripping you up?"

Top - Perhaps

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Jobs for graduates

"What!?"

Portfolio

"Everything bagel?"

A man carrying his suitcase away from an aeroplane.

'It appears you've caught the travel bug.'

"Poor chap has just discovered his daughter has got in to medical school!"

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

Bon Voyage!

"Apparently, the birds are back from the south."

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

'Same thing every year. We head for the wardrobe and end up stuck at the lights!'

Woman embarking on an adventure.

I love going away, but I think I love coming home just as much.

'And where do you think you've been till this time?'

"You didn't tell anyone that we're going to Israel did you?"

"I hate packing for trips."

"I think mine likes yours, too!"