Suitcase Stacker Gifts

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

The fate of the emigrant

Carefree luggage.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

"How's my tripping you up?"

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'Business or pleasure?'

Top - Perhaps

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Jobs for graduates

"Everything bagel?"

"What!?"

Portfolio

Bon Voyage!

"Apparently, the birds are back from the south."

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

'Same thing every year. We head for the wardrobe and end up stuck at the lights!'

'It appears you've caught the travel bug.'

A man carrying his suitcase away from an aeroplane.

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

Woman embarking on an adventure.

'And where do you think you've been till this time?'

"You didn't tell anyone that we're going to Israel did you?"

"I hate packing for trips."

"I think mine likes yours, too!"

Jobs-a-plenty (grocery store sacker/shelf stacker).