Suitcase Steerer Gifts

Carefree luggage.

The fate of the emigrant

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Travelling

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

'Look honey! Our lost luggage found its way home all by itself!'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'Business or pleasure?'

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Portfolio

"What!?"

"We're down from 50,000 cases a day to two."

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

'It appears you've caught the travel bug.'

Bon Voyage!

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

"Apparently, the birds are back from the south."

'Same thing every year. We head for the wardrobe and end up stuck at the lights!'

"I hate packing for trips."

"You didn't tell anyone that we're going to Israel did you?"

'And where do you think you've been till this time?'

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

"I think mine likes yours, too!"

'Well, it's about time you two came home.'