Suitcase Stylist Gifts

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

'Why do you carry your electronics in a fancy case, but your clothes in a paper bag?'

Carefree luggage.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

Casual Thursday

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'Business or pleasure?'

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Portfolio

"What!?"

'All this job requires is some mud-wallowing and snarling... I'd say you're overqualified.'

Tie Racks.

"Here come the suits."

"Apparently, the birds are back from the south."

"If you're going to plead insanity I don't want you dressing like me."

Bon Voyage!

"We're always ready to travel at a moment's notice."

'Same thing every year. We head for the wardrobe and end up stuck at the lights!'

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

'It appears you've caught the travel bug.'

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

'That was some grueling meeting. The minutes were kept but the hours were lost.'

Born to be wildly successful.

Gang ties.

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

"You didn't tell anyone that we're going to Israel did you?"

"I hate packing for trips."