Suitcase Seekers Gifts

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

The fate of the emigrant

Carefree luggage.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"How's my tripping you up?"

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Portfolio

"What!?"

A man carrying his suitcase away from an aeroplane.

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

'It appears you've caught the travel bug.'

Bon Voyage!

'Same thing every year. We head for the wardrobe and end up stuck at the lights!'

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

"Apparently, the birds are back from the south."

Woman embarking on an adventure.

"I hate packing for trips."

'And where do you think you've been till this time?'

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

"You didn't tell anyone that we're going to Israel did you?"

'Did you ever consider a backpack?'

'I'm the first person in my family to have a shot at white-collar cirme.'

'Why do you carry your electronics in a fancy case, but your clothes in a paper bag?'

'Is the pilot an Ace?'

Excess Baggage: When the cruise line says the ship leaves at 5:30 they mean 5:30.

"I thought you said you checked in online."