Suitcase Management Gifts

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

The fate of the emigrant

Carefree luggage.

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Portfolio

"What!?"

'Same thing every year. We head for the wardrobe and end up stuck at the lights!'

'I can't find my camouflage jacket.'

"Apparently, the birds are back from the south."

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

Bon Voyage!

'It appears you've caught the travel bug.'

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

"You didn't tell anyone that we're going to Israel did you?"

"I hate packing for trips."

I love going away, but I think I love coming home just as much.

'And where do you think you've been till this time?'

'Did you ever consider a backpack?'

Excess Baggage: When the cruise line says the ship leaves at 5:30 they mean 5:30.

'Why do you carry your electronics in a fancy case, but your clothes in a paper bag?'

'Is the pilot an Ace?'

"I thought you said you checked in online."

Briefcases Polished.