Suitcase Management Mugs

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

The fate of the emigrant

Carefree luggage.

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"How's my tripping you up?"

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Portfolio

"What!?"

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

'It appears you've caught the travel bug.'

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

Bon Voyage!

'I can't find my camouflage jacket.'

"Apparently, the birds are back from the south."

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

'Same thing every year. We head for the wardrobe and end up stuck at the lights!'

'And where do you think you've been till this time?'

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

"You didn't tell anyone that we're going to Israel did you?"

"I hate packing for trips."

'Did you ever consider a backpack?'

'Why do you carry your electronics in a fancy case, but your clothes in a paper bag?'

'Is the pilot an Ace?'

Excess Baggage: When the cruise line says the ship leaves at 5:30 they mean 5:30.

"I thought you said you checked in online."

Edwards Air Force Base Baggage Hall.

Briefcases Polished.