Suitcase Navigator Mugs

"How's my tripping you up?"

The fate of the emigrant

Carefree luggage.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Travelling

'Look honey! Our lost luggage found its way home all by itself!'

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'Business or pleasure?'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'

"We're down from 50,000 cases a day to two."

"What!?"

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

- 'Have you a map of London Underground?' - 'Try the basement!'

"My specialty is tangled webs."

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

'I can see my scratching post from here.' (Cat up high)

"Apparently, the birds are back from the south."

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

'Same thing every year. We head for the wardrobe and end up stuck at the lights!'

The straw that broke the camels back!

'Isn't this the paper that everybody reads?'

"I hate packing for trips."

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

"You didn't tell anyone that we're going to Israel did you?"

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

'I said use your toolbar, NOT your crowbar.'

'Well, it's about time you two came home.'

Excess Baggage: When the cruise line says the ship leaves at 5:30 they mean 5:30.

"I thought you said you checked in online."

23 St. or bust.