Suitcase Collection Gifts

"I hate packing for trips."

The fate of the emigrant

Carefree luggage.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

"What!?"

Portfolio

'It appears you've caught the travel bug.'

'Same thing every year. We head for the wardrobe and end up stuck at the lights!'

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

'The decision is strictly up to you, Walter...I'll only tell you which ones you can't have.'

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

A man carrying his suitcase away from an aeroplane.

"Apparently, the birds are back from the south."

Bon Voyage!

Woman embarking on an adventure.

'And where do you think you've been till this time?'

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

"You didn't tell anyone that we're going to Israel did you?"

'Did you ever consider a backpack?'

'Why do you carry your electronics in a fancy case, but your clothes in a paper bag?'

'Is the pilot an Ace?'

"I thought you said you checked in online."