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"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"This is the worst job in the whole, entire world! You know, I can't see how anybody would ever want this job."

"I like it when Mr. Rod speaks in Spanish...it usually means he's just done all our work for us."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

Mysteries.

Mrs. H.G.Wells.

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'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

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Other Fiction

"Hmmm?!"

"Would you really want to read a book by a comedian that didn't have wide margins?"

"There's probably room for one more."

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

Bookshop Adventure

'Sorry boss, I've decided to live dangerously and become a shelf filler.'

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

'Just what I didn't want... chocolate euros!'

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

"I'm still looking, sir."

Murder mystery bookshelf falls on passerby.

Nonviolent Clue.

DadMomSisBrother Stockings. Brother's has a hole in the toe.

Library DIY Section

'Please keep back, everyone! Let's give him the space he needs to work this out on his own!'

"Poor chap has just discovered his daughter has got in to medical school!"

Hammer Drill

Handyman books.

Man hangs Christmas stocking on tree.