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"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

Jobs for graduates

"You constantly saying 'I'll see you Monday' won't change the fact that you're fired."

Sport in library

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

Book Neck

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

"Everything bagel?"

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

Balancing Act.

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

Everyday is cyber Monday.

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

"Poor chap has just discovered his daughter has got in to medical school!"

Colin believed in being ready for any sporting occasion

Full'pending' tray at Apathy Institute

Doll. Stack one more and we'll set a new record! What are they doing? Putting another shrimp on the Barbie!

Jobs-a-plenty (grocery store sacker/shelf stacker).

"You said it was OK to make our office more like home. Well, this is how I live at home."

'Frankly I'm disappointed in your commitment to late night shelf stacking.'

Pensioner trying to balance on his finances

"This is the worst job in the whole, entire world! You know, I can't see how anybody would ever want this job."

You Store IT!

"I like it when Mr. Rod speaks in Spanish...it usually means he's just done all our work for us."

Inattention while stacking cans.

The inventor of DIY shelving