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"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Birthday Racing Car

Man running

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

A souped up car...

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

Top - Perhaps

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

Rolling Stop.

Jobs for graduates

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

Book Neck

Congratulations for male runner

Arcarde Patrol

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

Pit Stop for Track and Field

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."