Speed Stacker Pillows

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Birthday Racing Car

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

Man running

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

A souped up car...

Top - Perhaps

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Jobs for graduates

Rolling Stop.

Congratulations for male runner

Book Neck

Arcarde Patrol

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

Pit Stop for Track and Field

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'