Steel Stacker Pillows

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

Top - Perhaps

"I call it angle-poise"

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Jobs for graduates

Book Neck

Sport in library

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

Balancing Act.

"Everything bagel?"

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

Colin believed in being ready for any sporting occasion

Full'pending' tray at Apathy Institute

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

Jobs-a-plenty (grocery store sacker/shelf stacker).

Kid trying to reach the 'on' button on the television.

"You said it was OK to make our office more like home. Well, this is how I live at home."

'Frankly I'm disappointed in your commitment to late night shelf stacking.'

Pensioner trying to balance on his finances

"This is the worst job in the whole, entire world! You know, I can't see how anybody would ever want this job."

You Store IT!

"I like it when Mr. Rod speaks in Spanish...it usually means he's just done all our work for us."

Inattention while stacking cans.

The inventor of DIY shelving

Still A Shrimp

'Got anything past its expiration date?'

'I just converted my life savings into silver.'