Steel Stacker Gifts

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

Top - Perhaps

"I call it angle-poise"

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Jobs for graduates

Book Neck

Sport in library

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

"Everything bagel?"

Balancing Act.

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

"Poor chap has just discovered his daughter has got in to medical school!"

Colin believed in being ready for any sporting occasion

Full'pending' tray at Apathy Institute

Doll. Stack one more and we'll set a new record! What are they doing? Putting another shrimp on the Barbie!

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

Jobs-a-plenty (grocery store sacker/shelf stacker).

"You said it was OK to make our office more like home. Well, this is how I live at home."

'Frankly I'm disappointed in your commitment to late night shelf stacking.'

Kid trying to reach the 'on' button on the television.

Pensioner trying to balance on his finances

"This is the worst job in the whole, entire world! You know, I can't see how anybody would ever want this job."

You Store IT!

"I like it when Mr. Rod speaks in Spanish...it usually means he's just done all our work for us."

The inventor of DIY shelving

Inattention while stacking cans.

Still A Shrimp

'Got anything past its expiration date?'