Silver Stacker Gifts

Pensioner trying to balance on his finances

'I just converted my life savings into silver.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

InIn by-products.

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

Top - Perhaps

"The boss is really pushing me to finish up before Thanksgiving."

"I call it angle-poise"

Jobs for graduates

Book Neck

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

Sport in library

'Let's hold off making a decision until we have even more information we don't really need.'

Heavy Data Load.

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

"Everything bagel?"

Balancing Act.

"I'm sorry we give you too much work to do in a day, but we're trying to fix that problem."

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

Colin believed in being ready for any sporting occasion

Full'pending' tray at Apathy Institute

Jobs-a-plenty (grocery store sacker/shelf stacker).

'Frankly I'm disappointed in your commitment to late night shelf stacking.'

"You said it was OK to make our office more like home. Well, this is how I live at home."

Kid trying to reach the 'on' button on the television.

'Hope you had a good break...Welcome back!'