Silver Stacker Pillows

Pensioner trying to balance on his finances

'I just converted my life savings into silver.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

InIn by-products.

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

Top - Perhaps

"I call it angle-poise"

"The boss is really pushing me to finish up before Thanksgiving."

Jobs for graduates

Book Neck

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

Sport in library

'Let's hold off making a decision until we have even more information we don't really need.'

Heavy Data Load.

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

Balancing Act.

"Everything bagel?"

"I'm sorry we give you too much work to do in a day, but we're trying to fix that problem."

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

"Poor chap has just discovered his daughter has got in to medical school!"

Colin believed in being ready for any sporting occasion

Full'pending' tray at Apathy Institute

Doll. Stack one more and we'll set a new record! What are they doing? Putting another shrimp on the Barbie!

Jobs-a-plenty (grocery store sacker/shelf stacker).

IRS. Face it, the best we can hope is that they'll file online. They're never going to friend us on Facebook.

Kid trying to reach the 'on' button on the television.

'Frankly I'm disappointed in your commitment to late night shelf stacking.'