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"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

Jobs for graduates

"You constantly saying 'I'll see you Monday' won't change the fact that you're fired."

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

Book Neck

Sport in library

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

Balancing Act.

"Everything bagel?"

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

Everyday is cyber Monday.

Colin believed in being ready for any sporting occasion

Full'pending' tray at Apathy Institute

Jobs-a-plenty (grocery store sacker/shelf stacker).

'Frankly I'm disappointed in your commitment to late night shelf stacking.'

"You said it was OK to make our office more like home. Well, this is how I live at home."

"This is the worst job in the whole, entire world! You know, I can't see how anybody would ever want this job."

Pensioner trying to balance on his finances

You Store IT!

"I like it when Mr. Rod speaks in Spanish...it usually means he's just done all our work for us."

The inventor of DIY shelving

Inattention while stacking cans.

'I just converted my life savings into silver.'