Book Stacker Pillows

You Store IT!

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Addicted to reading

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

Top - Perhaps

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

Jobs for graduates

Young Geeks.

Book Igloo

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

Book Neck

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."

"Just what, may I ask, do you think you're doing, Jennings?"

Balancing Act.

Rapid reading center.

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'